@ohthatbadger: "Just this one more episode." you said, and all the voices in your head laughed and laughed, and slapped their knees.
@ohthatbadger: The year is 3426, all of humanity is extinct. Supernatural is somehow still on every week with new episodes.
@ohthatbadger: They agreed upon 'almond milk' when the original name – flavoured nut water – was rejected by test audiences, for whatever reason…
@ohthatbadger: X: I hate when the cat just stands like that, frozen. Why does he do that?
Me: He's on paws.
Me: 😁 On… paws.
X: I hate you so much.
@ohthatbadger: 30% of Satan's workday is responding to accidental summonings caused by predictive typing.
@ohthatbadger: Don't forget to wear your best clothes to church because Jesus was all about one-upping your neighbour with fancier duds.
@ohthatbadger: Donald Duck is far too angry for somebody who never has to suffer pants.