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@onume_ : The girl next to me is texting her friend about how there's an annoying guy looking at her phone, lemme show her which emojis to use.

@onume_: Ramadan month is exhausting. You have to wait all day to Instagram your food.

@onume_: Son: Dad I'm in love with a girl just like mum.
Father: So what do you want from me? Sympathy?