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@pakalupapito : Me: Treat yo self
My Bank Account: DO NOT TREAT YO SELF
@pakalupapito: i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation
@pakalupapito: i’m not “cute” awkward. i’m “what the hell is wrong with you” awkward.
@pakalupapito: roses r red
violets r blue
sunflowers r yellow
i bet u were expecting someting romantic but no this is just gardening facts
@pakalupapito: 2 reasons why im fat
1) i eat when I'm bored
2) im always bored
@pakalupapito: i need a reasonably paying job. something like $6,000 an hour, nothing too wild.
@pakalupapito: i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into $65,000 cash
@pakalupapito: occupation: the family disappointment
@pakalupapito: *eats one piece of lettuce*
checks for abs
@pakalupapito: Friend: what time do you usually go to bed?
Me: 10:30ish sometimes 4