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@parsfarce : me: i would like a *prepares to wow vietnamese waiter with my attention to pronunciation* "pho" korean waiter: we do not serve this dish

@parsfarce: me: thanks for the feedback. Really valuable!!!

coworker: no problem!

[coworker gets text at 3am] who teh fucgk do u thgink u r