@patnspankme: When I wear cargo shorts and I need to find my phone I suddenly transform into a baseball coach giving play signals.
@patnspankme: I started an argument in a Yahoo! chat room back in 1999 that is still going on.
@patnspankme: There's no I in team but there is an I in marriage. There's also ME, AA and RAGE.
@patnspankme: If stranded in a lifeboat in the middle of the sea, rub 2 FB accounts together to generate enough thoughts & prayers to lift you to safety.