Funny Tweeter

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Page of peachgrenade's best tweets

@peachgrenade : A good friend is like a four leaf clover: sometimes you accidentally run them over with a lawnmower

@peachgrenade: It's ironic that my sitcom about Abraham Lincoln was shot in front of a live audience.

@peachgrenade: In the 1800s women were sometimes forced to wear an "A" on their clothing, signifying that they were Alvin from the Chipmunks.

@peachgrenade: My wife is not happy with some of the comments in the anonymous suggestion box I attached our bed.