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@plank_sinatra : What if toilet plumbing was really like those tubes at the bank and all the tubes just went to this one guy's house and he's really pissed

@plank_sinatra: My parents are pretty middle aged.
"So? That's pretty norm-"
*two knights bust in*
"CHILD, DOST THOU REQUEST REFRESHMENTS FROM THE TAVERN?"

@plank_sinatra: What idiot called it "Fox News" and not "white whine"?