@poizngrl: Going to Walmart with my mom and kids is a great way to test if the Xanax is working!
@poizngrl: ADHD in the streets
Naughty fr...so hey, does anyone want to play Sonic the Hedgehog?
@poizngrl: I didn't see mommy kiss Santa, but my sister saw her kiss the mailman, which explains why I'm the only one with brown eyes in the family
@poizngrl: If my children are any indication of how much I talk, I would now like to apologize to any man I've ever dated...EVER
@poizngrl: The difference between kids waking you up and an alarm clock, is that you can throw the alarm across the room