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@poizngrl : If you are looking for a bad girl, I have been known to shop at the art supply store on days they aren't having a sale...

@poizngrl: Going to Walmart with my mom and kids is a great way to test if the Xanax is working!

*eye twitches

@poizngrl: ADHD in the streets

Naughty fr...so hey, does anyone want to play Sonic the Hedgehog?

@poizngrl: I didn't see mommy kiss Santa, but my sister saw her kiss the mailman, which explains why I'm the only one with brown eyes in the family

@poizngrl: If my children are any indication of how much I talk, I would now like to apologize to any man I've ever dated...EVER

@poizngrl: The difference between kids waking you up and an alarm clock, is that you can throw the alarm across the room

@poizngrl: My need for caffeine is so bad I'm going to AA for the free coffee