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@pplwtching : Sober me: It would be convenient to have a urinal in my house. Drunk me: A urinal! *pees in sink*

@pplwtching: You know who else doesn't leave another man's girlfriend alone?

Mosquitos

@pplwtching: Neighbor just yelled at me for playing in his sprinkler.

Note to self, I should wear clothes next time.