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@pplwtching : If someone says, "right about now" and you don't respond with "the funk soul brother" we can't be friends.

@pplwtching: It's amazing how soft hotel towels become after you wash them at home.

@pplwtching: Sober me:

It would be convenient to have a urinal in my house.

Drunk me:

A urinal! *pees in sink*

@pplwtching: You know who else doesn't leave another man's girlfriend alone?

Mosquitos

@pplwtching: Neighbor just yelled at me for playing in his sprinkler.

Note to self, I should wear clothes next time.