@prettysadmostly: my roomba is carrying a beer around the house and eating chips off the floor just like me
@prettysadmostly: I love watching a bird of prey in flight, soaring through the--nevermind its a trash bag everything sucks
@prettysadmostly: you got mad on your own you can get happy on your own
-me giving a baby advice
@prettysadmostly: i can guess how someone will die based on their clothes
date: what about me?
Hawaiian themed bathroom fire