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Page of prodigalsam's best tweets

@prodigalsam : Pretty cool to think every time the Verizon guy said "Can you hear me now?" the NSA was quietly answering "Yes we can."

@prodigalsam: In the meantime I plan on absolutely crushing it over on LinkedIn.

@prodigalsam: Poured my cat some almond milk & now she has bangs & drives a Prius.

@prodigalsam: They should give the girls who don't get a rose on The Bachelor a cat.

@prodigalsam: "I wish I had more time to read" he said as Netflix automatically played the next episode.

@prodigalsam: "Oh great. Another puppy." - Sarah McLachlan's friends at Christmas