@prufrockluvsong: Dylan Thomas: Do not go gentle into that good night... Rage, rage against the dying of the light...
*cut to me already Hulk-smashing a lamp
@prufrockluvsong: learn to swear in every language by watching the world cup at your local bar
@prufrockluvsong: I want to open a restaurant for divorcees but I can't think of what to name it other than fed ex
@prufrockluvsong: date: I won't be able to see you for a while. I need to focus on watching the World Cup.
me: *flops to the ground clutching my shin*
@prufrockluvsong: Indiana Jones: why does it have to be snakes
Ron Weasley: why does it have to be spiders
me: why does it have to be family get-togethers
@prufrockluvsong: All my mom's plants die from being overwatered and that's all you need to know about my childhood and why I'm like this.
@prufrockluvsong: [deserted island]
friend: this coconut bra is really uncomfortable
me: stop complaining *adjusts puffer fish bra*
@prufrockluvsong: Player 1: There goes his funny bone.
Player 2: *buzz* Don't touch the sides!
Surgeon: What are you two doing in here?!