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@psybermonkey : When my Uncle died the obituary said that he 'passed away in the warmth of his own home.' It was a house fire.

@psybermonkey: [Getting chased by cops after heist]

Me: Damn, I can't shake 'em. It's like they're one step ahead of us.

Partner: STOP USING YOUR BLINKER

@psybermonkey: [First date]

Her: I love to travel.

Me: *stands up with basketball* I don't think this is gonna work.