@putyoursisterd1: 12th Law of Nature: If an adult attempts to nap during the day, an equal and opposite adult will turn on a lawn mower.
@putyoursisterd1: "If I let them stay up late on Friday night, we can sleep in Saturday morning!"
-a strategy that has never worked for any parent, ever.
@putyoursisterd1: Before we get too excited about rising follower counts, it's good to remember that people also stop to look at accidents.
@putyoursisterd1: Possible Fact: If you suffer with freezing cold hands, you are contractually obliged to test their temperature by putting them on people.
@putyoursisterd1: Me in HR: I wasn't trying to be condescending... It's just that the boss didn't understand and I thought the puppets might make it clearer.