@ramenfuneral: me: one time i almost got trampled to death in a mosh pit
kid: did you die?
@ramenfuneral: happy easter everybody! remember it's not about the bunny but when scott stapp was nailed to that cross
@ramenfuneral: "how about an animal that looks like a cross between a horse and a barcode" - creator of zebras
@ramenfuneral: when i was a kid, i thought getting arrested for shoplifting meant getting in trouble for trying to carry a store like popeye or something
@ramenfuneral: if i were a white vegan satanist i would constantly say stuff like "kale satan" and "i love the dark gourd" and nobody would stop me