@randomlawless: I am NOT just 'a piece of meat' you know. I'm a ribeye steak... a bit fatty, but still quite tasty.
Ok, I lied. I'm pork butt.
@randomlawless: When you get to my age, your milkshake still brings boys to the yard, but they're like "I'm lactose intolerant."
@randomlawless: My coworker replaced her chair with an exercise ball to "work her core."
I'm eating a giant chocolate chip cookie for breakfast.