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@raniao2011 : Dear axe body spray, Could you Please put a suggested spray size on your deodorant bottles. Best regards, Asphyxiated girls everywhere.

@raniao2011: For all those men who say"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"
I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

@raniao2011: When I wake up at night,
I reach out to you,
I love you not for what you look like
I love you for what you have inside.

(Me to my fridge)

@raniao2011: I don't hold grudges or plot for revenge, I will simply send a bunch of Jehovah's witnesses to your door...on a daily basis.

@raniao2011: It's so cold that the local flasher was caught *describing* himself
to women.