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@redpawn3 : Never Never Never tell someone you are patient. They will test you...

@redpawn3: One of My Ex's was absolutely beautiful. But, it didn't workout because all she wanted to do was SWING.

I miss third grade.

@redpawn3: I could totally handle twins, triplets even quadruplets.

Hold it, you're talking about BABIES?