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@roadkill3x : I have a black belt in leather

@roadkill3x: I thought I saw a coyote in the yard tonight but I couldn't tell because it didnt have an anvil.

@roadkill3x: Don't waste your time going to the library looking for books on suicide..... no one ever brings them back.