@rocknthepurple: My right eye is twitching like it's at some kind of techno dance party that the rest of me wasn't invited to.
@rocknthepurple: Me: I could tell you, but I'd have to-
Him: Kill me? hahaha
Me: No, talk to you. And I don't wanna do that.
@rocknthepurple: I'm getting to the age where I could be a cougar, but Wikipedia says cougars are "slender and agile" which pretty much rules that out.
@rocknthepurple: I don't know why so many people blame their air conditioning for their inability to spell.
@rocknthepurple: 2yo's favorite cartoon is teaching him about centrifugal force.
When I was little, my favorite cartoon taught me never to order from Acme.
@rocknthepurple: I'm just a girl, standing in front of half a pizza thinking it's been long enough since I ate the 1st half to consider this a different meal