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Page of roggyie's best tweets

@roggyie : My wife is constantly accusing me of being racist.I dont care what she says,Im black,shes black,it should concern me that our baby is white

@roggyie: Men in suits look really successful until you find out they work for the men in T shirts and jeans

@roggyie: If my "check engine" light would check my wallet, it would know there's nothing I can do about it.

@roggyie: I save money on condoms by not getting laid.

@roggyie: Twitter: Where if the chemistry's good, the geography won't be..

@roggyie: If Tetris has taught me anything it's that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear.

@roggyie: For Sale: Wedding Suit, worn only once by mistake..

@roggyie: When I see a girl with a lot of makeup, I just wanna to use my finger & write `"WASH ME"` on her face.