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@rose24_em : **mass text** Girl, you know you're the only one.

@rose24_em: But how come Tarzan didn't have a beard?

@rose24_em: 21st century divorce:
I want it stipulated that he can't change the Netflix password.

@rose24_em: If a guy spread rose petals all over my apartment, I would literally look at him and just be like:
"I'm not picking this up."

@rose24_em: He whispered in my ear that he liked being called daddy.
I whispered back that I liked being called a cab.