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@rudy_mustang : God: then u become a butterfly Caterpillar: wow the rest of my life as a butterfly God: yah lol the "rest" C: how long G C:how long God

@rudy_mustang: Genie: you have three wishes

Me: ok i wish "three" meant 1000

Genie: it's done. you have two wishes left

Me: wait i wish "two" meant 1000

@rudy_mustang: how would water even break? it's a liquid. im not sure i want to have a baby with a liar sharon

@rudy_mustang: STEM major: what are you learning in school

Kindergartener: shapes and colors

STEM major: lmao good luck getting a job with that