@samdunsiger : Me: *puts on hand sanitizer*
0.0002% of germs: Noooooo!
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@samdunsiger: [How salad was created]
You know, it would taste better if there was more of us.
- Single piece of lettuce
@samdunsiger: Millions of years of evolution have moulded us into a species that struggles to open the wrong ends of garbage bags.