@samdunsiger: Date: I'm a vegan.
Me: *spits pieces of chicken into a napkin* Oh yeah? Me too.
@samdunsiger: ME: There's something fishy going on here.
YOU: It's just an aquarium.
@samdunsiger: If courage is buying an entire tub of ice cream and immediately throwing out the lid, then yes I am definitely brave.
@samdunsiger: Gurt: Hey guys, what should we call this new dairy snack?
Keith: Yo Gurt, I have an idea.
Gurt: Dude, you’re a genius.
@samdunsiger: At this stage in my life, I'm chasing a fly in the apartment with my pants around my ankles. All of my decisions in life led to this moment.