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@sarahclazarus : I can’t stop canceling dates. it feels incredible. this guy thought he was gonna find out how many siblings I have and now that mystery will follow him to his grave

@sarahclazarus: went down to city hall to get married and they said I have to provide my own husband? explain to me why I pay taxes