@sarcasticmommy4: We've reached that part of the day where my kids ask what's for dinner & then tell me they don't want that for dinner.
@sarcasticmommy4: I'm just a mom on winter break, standing in front of my kids' school asking, "HOW BIG OF A CHECK DO I NEED TO WRITE FOR YOU TO RE-OPEN?"
@sarcasticmommy4: I'm not saying my kids come to me for everything but if I was on fire & my husband was 10 feet away, they'd still ask me for a snack.
@sarcasticmommy4: Trying to remember where I hid all of my kids' gifts will be the real Christmas miracle.
@sarcasticmommy4: How to get your kids to stop coming with you to Target:
Son: Mom, can you buy this for me?
Me: I'm not your Mom.
Son: Mom, stop.
Me: Let's go find your Mom.
Son: MOM, STOP!
@sarcasticmommy4: Took my kids out to dinner & was quickly reminded why I never take them out to dinner.
@sarcasticmommy4: For anyone who says parents can't have Friday night fun, I'm at Target right now buying toilet paper.
So, yeah, you're right.
@sarcasticmommy4: My teens cleaned their rooms & according to my sink & countertops, they've been hoarding my whole kitchen.