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@serialmatrix : If god can artificially inseminate someone, why did he need two of every animal on the ark to repopulate the world?

@serialmatrix: How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

@serialmatrix: I bought a Christmas tree today. The guy asked me if I was going to put it up myself.I said, "No, I'll probably put it in the living room."

@serialmatrix: How school works:
In class: 2+2=4
Homework: 2+4+2=8
Exam: John had 4 apples.He eats one and gives one to a friend. Calculate the Sun's mass.

@serialmatrix: Words I say when I sing along to Informer by Snow:
Informer

@serialmatrix: If god can artificially inseminate someone, why did he need two of every animal on the ark to repopulate the world?

@serialmatrix: God: sends you to hell for aborting your 'child'.nGod: killed his only son.nAnd that, ladies & gentlemen, is religion in a nutshell.