@sexncake : I'm trying to become a vegetarian so from now I'm only eating seafood.
Like lobster, prawns and drowned cows.
@sexncake: I swear, even my ex lasted longer than my phone battery does.
@sexncake: Pro tip for picking up girls - keep your back straight and lift with your knees.
@sexncake: My favourite mythical creature is the happy woman in the tampon adverts