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@sexncake : I'm trying to become a vegetarian so from now I'm only eating seafood. Like lobster, prawns and drowned cows.

@sexncake: I swear, even my ex lasted longer than my phone battery does.

@sexncake: Pro tip for picking up girls - keep your back straight and lift with your knees.

@sexncake: My favourite mythical creature is the happy woman in the tampon adverts