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@sexypitabread : I accidentally said "pastryarchy" instead of "patriarchy" and now I have a vision for a better world

@sexypitabread: 2015:hey how's it going so far?
2016:uh good
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15:you've got an armed mili-
16:we've got an armed militia in a wildlife building, yeah

@sexypitabread: "I don't want no scrubs" a doctor says before she violates, like, a TON of health codes