@shwebby3 : Pissing Blood is bad right?
PHEW! false alarm guys, its Ketchup!
... Pissing Ketchup is bad right?
@shwebby3: Went off roading with my prius but ended up getting stuck on a bonsai tree in neighbor's front yard
@shwebby3: •Woozy woman comes up•
"OMG I'm-I'm gonna faint!"
"Go ahead, knock yourself out"
@shwebby3: Did some Doomsday Prepping today
Have enough food for 71 minutes
@shwebby3: *Pulls away from Kissing*
Me: This isn't weird is it?
@shwebby3: She said she wanted to see other people
So I bought a disguise
@shwebby3: Her: Are you okay?
Me: Yea, Great! This isn't even my blood!
@shwebby3: Clean and jerk is a weight lifting term?
Oh... *Tosses tissues in the trash*
@shwebby3: THE POWER OF NACHOS COMPELS YOU!
THE POWER OF NACHOS COMPELS YOU!
@shwebby3: Anytime I see a motorcyclist weaving in and out of traffic and performing tricks
I always root for the pavement