@six_2_and_even: It’s not easy but it is possible to dance to Carry On Wayward Son by Kansas
@six_2_and_even: *dog watching me feed cat*
-I honestly can’t remember the last time I had food.
-I fed you exactly 1 minute ago
-has it been a week I think it’s been a week
@six_2_and_even: Sometimes you just need to splash cold water on your face and wander around looking for a towel for the next 4 years
@six_2_and_even: Baby wood ducks hurl themselves from a nest 60’ high on the second day of their little lives but ok son, I can transfer cash into your account so you can get an iced coffee.
@six_2_and_even: Honey can you pick up some bananas, melons, peaches, eggplants and clams at the Innuendo Market?
@six_2_and_even: My wife is yelling THROW HER THROW HER during Olympic ice dancing with the bloodlust of 80,000 Roman citizens watching gladiators battle to the death.
@six_2_and_even: He had salt and pepper hair. There was also a hint of oregano. And bay leaves. His entire head was a bottle of Italian seasoning.