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@skullpuppy11 : People telling me "Don't be stupid" like I have some kinda say in the matter.

@skullpuppy11: My neighbours probably think I'm getting laid, but these are just the sounds I make whenever I take my socks off.

@skullpuppy11: Barista: How do you take your coffee?

Me: Seriously. Very seriously.

@skullpuppy11: Just like Hitler with the tiny mustache, Kim Jong-Un is ruining that haircut for everyone else.

@skullpuppy11: *E=mcHammer

*when E is a constant variable that can't be touched

@skullpuppy11: The worst part of seeing a spider in the shower was the way it covered it's eyes when it saw me.

@skullpuppy11: My cat said "meow", so I answered with a "meow", and now I'm afraid of what I may have agreed to.