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@smickable : 50% off moms tomorrow!

@smickable: "Maybe a nap will cheer me up!" she said knowing full well she'd wake up feeling like a prisoner of war who time traveled in a sack of bees.

@smickable: My mom is having a hysterectomy. This is like the time I moved away to college and she tore down my childhood bedroom.