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Page of snmrrw's best tweets

@snmrrw : Rasputin never died that day, as an immortal being. He hid for decades, before dropping the "Ras" and slipping back into Russian politics.

@snmrrw: Jurassic park gets weird

@snmrrw: Read It and Weep: A Book on How to Cry

@snmrrw: Do people who bring bikes on the subway know about riding bikes?

@snmrrw: maybe ancient civilizations wouldn't have died out if they'd built regular buildings instead of these dumb ruins

@snmrrw: facebook is down where are we gonna keep all of our faces

@snmrrw: they smoked a joint and
overthrew the government.
now that's a high coup

@snmrrw: i'm selfie-employed. yes sir i'll make a duck-face. right away sir.