@snmrrw : Rasputin never died that day, as an immortal being. He hid for decades, before dropping the "Ras" and slipping back into Russian politics.
@snmrrw: Jurassic park gets weird
@snmrrw: Read It and Weep: A Book on How to Cry
@snmrrw: Do people who bring bikes on the subway know about riding bikes?
@snmrrw: maybe ancient civilizations wouldn't have died out if they'd built regular buildings instead of these dumb ruins
@snmrrw: facebook is down where are we gonna keep all of our faces
@snmrrw: they smoked a joint and
overthrew the government.
now that's a high coup
@snmrrw: i'm selfie-employed. yes sir i'll make a duck-face. right away sir.