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@snowmedia : I sure hope skinny jeans are still in fashion. After all the calories I consumed over the holidays that's what all my pants are now.

@snowmedia: My 3 yr old is so encouraging. I changed my shirt; she says"Daddy, you did it!" If she finds out I use the potty by myself, she'll flip out.

@snowmedia: My mom worries about me too much. We were having a phone conversation till she dropped her phone. She picks it up and asks "are you OK?"