@sonictyrant: [Inn fight]
Drunk guy: you call those sunflowers?!? ‘Tis a pitiful rendering
Van Gogh: *turns to innkeeper* hold my ear
@sonictyrant: Me: [holds up bazooka]
Friend: what’s wrong with you? we’re just duck hunting
[across the field]
Ducks: [setting up grenade launcher]
@sonictyrant: Me: i need some decoration for this cake
Store clerk: Icing?
Me: Yeah and I can beatbox, can we just focus on the cake?
@sonictyrant: Me: can i get that last tub of frozen cow juice ?
Sales assistant: oh ha ha, thats ben and jerry's
Me: *Leans in and slides a 50 over the counter* i wont tell em if you dont
@sonictyrant: I shouldn't say this aloud but which idiot called it bug spray and not buzz kill
@sonictyrant: "Now that i've completed my teleportation device, the world and its wonders are mine to behold"
*Teleports to the nearest taco bell*