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@splendidcynic : My Grandma saw all of your tweets about stepping on Legos & asked if any of you cream puffs have ever heard of a game called Jacks?

@splendidcynic: I don't really pay much attention to politics so basically what I'm asking is, does anyone know if it's still illegal to sell kids on eBay?

@splendidcynic: Establish dominance at the dentist by hitting them with a rock and asking if THAT is comfortable.