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Page of stacieooooo's best tweets

@stacieooooo : *sees cute bald guy in sunglasses *spends 10 minutes flirting from across the bar *realizes sunglasses are on the back of his head

@stacieooooo: There's no cool way to get your braces unstuck from the carpet.

@stacieooooo: You'd think a baby would make the perfect paperweight, but this one keeps rolling off my desk.