@stewnami : I like a woman that makes me feel alive, but also lets me know that it might not be for long.
@stewnami: She kept yelling "Choke!, Choke!" to me during sex.
So rude. Why would she want me to have a bad performance?
@stewnami: Stealing being illegal is why I can't have nice things.
@stewnami: They add a scent to natural gas so we can smell it if there's a leak and we're in danger. Same reason Axe Body Spray has a scent.
@stewnami: I'm fat, so when I get mad, I get massive aggressive.
@stewnami: I just burped and fogged my glasses up. Line forms to the left ladies.