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@stewnami : She kept yelling "Choke!, Choke!" to me during sex. So rude. Why would she want me to have a bad performance?

@stewnami: Stealing being illegal is why I can't have nice things.

@stewnami: They add a scent to natural gas so we can smell it if there's a leak and we're in danger. Same reason Axe Body Spray has a scent.

@stewnami: I'm fat, so when I get mad, I get massive aggressive.

@stewnami: I just burped and fogged my glasses up. Line forms to the left ladies.