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@sunexplode : Make a birthday wish for mutant lung power then blow away your cake, your party guests, your house, car, trees, etc.

@sunexplode: Act happy in the supermarket checkout line to contradict the sad story unfolding on the conveyor belt.

@sunexplode: Remove dead skin by hurling yourself into an active volcano.

@sunexplode: Keep your longtime co-workers guessing and questioning their self-worth by forgetting their names.

@sunexplode: Falling coconuts kill more people than falling sharks.