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Page of super_morgasm's best tweets

@super_morgasm : Facebook is great! It reminds me to go to the gym and take my birth control so I don't end up like everyone I went to high school with.

@super_morgasm: You shouldn't be allowed to wear animal print if you are bigger than said animal.

@super_morgasm: Who does Santa think he is, judging me?! I might be naughty, but he's fat.