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@supershayne : [Award Speech] Me: I wanna thank my mom, who I know is watching me from up there. *I kiss my hand and point to the sky* The crowd looks to see my mom doing circles in a parachute thousands of feet above Mom: PROUD OF YOU SWEETIE!

@supershayne: [Hops into ship]
STARLORD: Let's do this.
*inserts mixtape*
"Hey, this is Hannah Baker, and if you're-"
STARLORD: Crap wrong tape wrong tape

@supershayne: I'm so polite that if a magician pulled out the wrong card I'd be like "Haha yeah man that's my card good job."