@swiftenhaal: Sometimes I wonder how vegans can survive off what little they can eat and then I remember they just feed off attention.
@swiftenhaal: Carp we hit an iceberg!
What am I herring? This scampi true!
Whale I squid you not
Oh cod I can't die
Waterboat me? You're so shellfish
@swiftenhaal: If Iron Man and the Man of Steel were to team up, they'd be powerful alloys.
@swiftenhaal: I'm only watching the royal wedding for the bishop. I've always wanted to see a person who only moves diagonally.