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@tacsanitchiban : *strokes your eyebrows the wrong way while your sleeping

@tacsanitchiban: Old friend: Wow! When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

@tacsanitchiban: Whenever someone says "let's get weird" my first thought is "I'm already there"

@tacsanitchiban: My daughter ruined her Halloween costume. Gonna wrap her in aluminum foil and send her out as a leftover.