@tangledteatime: Me: Alright. Does everyone have their parachutes?
Dave who sometimes lies for fun: *giggling* Yah.
@tangledteatime: Me: Am I your only friend?
Imaginary friend: Sure are!
Imaginary friend's imaginary friend: Wow, I'm right here.
@tangledteatime: An eight year old offered to sell me drugs. Isn't that disgusting? Why would I pay when I can just beat him up and take them? He's EIGHT.
@tangledteatime: Him: Your jokes just aren't relatable to most people.
Me: *angrily binges on caviar*