@theDanLawler: No thanks, newborn babies of literally any species on planet Earth.
Come back when you're less pink & rubbery & can loan me thirty dollars.
@theDanLawler: New rule: advertisements can no longer use adjectives.
I'll decide what is "fresh" and "natural" and "like a real girl" thank you very much
@theDanLawler: I enjoy long walks on the beach and that thing you just did with that banana.
@theDanLawler: Pretty fed up with the fact that pandemonium almost NEVER involves pandas.
@theDanLawler: Roses are red,
except for all of the other colors of roses that have been in existence for thousands of years. Those are different colors.