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@thegreatnanak : Me: I gotta find a purpose in life. Later: Blowing a feather trying to keep it in air

@thegreatnanak: No pizza delivery in prison is the reason why I haven't murdered anyone yet.

@thegreatnanak: Cat: my owner is asleep. What if he is dead?
Cat 911: just walk on his face and find out.

@thegreatnanak: She: why are you dressed up as a duck?
Me: did you know people feed ducks in the park?