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@themessednest : Me “What are you doing to your tooth?!” 5 “Trying to pull it out.” Me “That’s going to hurt.” 5 “I don’t care. I need the money.”

@themessednest: I’m not saying I drink too much caffeine but I do believe my body will keep moving 48 hours after my death.