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@thequeensheart : "You're going to have to open your mouth wider than that" I'm at the dentist you pervs!

@thequeensheart: All you guys crying about stepping on Legos, have you ever stepped on a Barbie shoe? Heel pointing up????

@thequeensheart: "Mom, I promise I won't interrupt your nap." "Thanks honey, could I finish peeing by myself?"

@thequeensheart: I hate when I skip lunch and come home and inhale my kitchen