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@therichards5 : [looks at text from 2 days ago] Me: Sorry about your car, do you still need a ride home?

@therichards5: <in bed>

<hears ice maker>
OMG! I'm going to get murdered!

<hears a/c come on>
OMG! I'm going to get murdered

<dog barks at door>